What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?